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Tao is officially 'back' ...
... and is anyone going to point out how unnecessary this is.Ex-Exo-M Member Tao has "officially" released his solo single-album. By "officially" I mean, it's out there. SM blocked the release of the...
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How to determine the trufax of a k-pop idol's personality
Here's a question that I received a while back:The answer is: this one! Let's find out all about the personalities of people in the k-pop media and how we can correctly judge them from our high horse...
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Review: Beast "YeY"
Could there be a better visual metaphor for Beast's latest song, "YeY," than Hyunseung wallowing in a pile of garbage?No.Beast released "Gotta Go to Work" last week ahead of their eighth mini album,...
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HYSF Survey Results
I return from work, as my internship ended and my other job reduced my hours a little bit. I have a bit of a reprieve before starting graduate school.Anyway, a lot of you guys took the survey. I...
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[MV Review] Hello Venus - I'm Ill
Sadly, there's no twerking this comeback. Thankfully, everything else makes up for it.Hello Venus returned late last year with a member shuffle and jumped on the Brave Brothers bandwagon hoping to gain...
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The Ultimate Kpop Music Awards Show 2015 [PART 3 - RESULTS]
Yo yo yo yo~ Whaddup. I'm your random over-charismatic, over-excited-for-no-reason MC here to host the finals of the most legendary Kpop Music Awards Show ever to exist, The Ultimate Kpop Music Awards...
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Best of the Worst: July 30, 2015
Welcome back, everyone. We've got quite the collection of kcrap today. There's an idol who kisses people when she's drunk, YG's confession and G-Dragon's sick ride.Please take me for a ride, GD.Rando...
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In Soviet Russia, T-ara's Teaser Watches You!
Credit goes to @enlargeyourkpop for the image.T-ara's first teaser for "So Crazy" came out a little bit ago and after admiring Boram's 'Dad' socks I felt liking making a new desktop of Soyeon. That's...
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Vocal fakery - how likely is it in k-pop? Fuckin' likely.
Vocals in k-pop. Everybody wants me to write about it, but there's not a lot to say because nobody with a brain cares. The reasons why nobody with a brain cares are:A good singer's good vocals don't...
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[MV Review] Stellar - 'Vibrator'
Stellar has returned to the K-pop scene to sing about how much they enjoy using vibrators. If you read any comments about anyone bitching about this song's MV, ignore them. Do not ignore them because...
View ArticleWYMBFOS 4: Reaction Videos
Why is it that I have to add "-reaction" to the search every time I look up a kpop song? Very rarely there might be a "my friends who don't know about kpop" one, which could perhaps offer a slight...
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Where is Park Bom right now? [#BROKEN]
Now we all know that after the drug scandal and Kemy diss rap yada yada bullshit, Park Bom completely disappeared from the media. So where did she go? Anyone with a normally functioning brain would...
View Article[MV Review] SNSD - 'Party'
Yeah, I know this review is as late as shit, but none of the other authors picked it up, so bitch to them. The other reason why I've put off writing this review is because I still need to continue my...
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CAO NI MA FREEDOM CELEBRATION POST
Sulli has officially left f(x), so I thought I'd bring to you this short pictorial to celebrate Sulli's newfound freedom from having to do shitty idol stuff. Please enjoy.Bye folks! Unlike Sulli,...
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STFU (Stupid Things Fangirls Utter) revived!
It is my honour to inform you all that one of the oldest and most iconic AKF series is being handed over from Shinbi to me. For the time being I, Part Time S♡NE, will be writing posts for Stupid Things...
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Best of the Worst: Aug. 7, 2015
Sorry for being flaky and late again. I'd provide you with a real-life excuse, but nobody cares about that. So onto The Best of the Worst.This week, we've got an idol group pleading to come back,...
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The July Honours List
I apologise for my tardiness once more. Let us traipse through another month of mediocrity to find the diamonds in the rough, along with a whole bunch of other superfluous shit.Best...
View ArticleWonder Girls on Sketchbook
We all know the shitty sound systems on the major music shows show no justice for bands since they have to hand sync, but on a music show that can actually afford to implement a good sound system,...
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The KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don't find very attractive...
I'm a very positive person, and I never intended to write about the idols that I dislike. However, since making idiots upset is super funny, and everyone keeps fucking asking me about this fucking...
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[MV Review] A Pink - 'Remember'
K-pop's best group came back a few weeks ago, and I'm kind of pissed that they had to come back while I was extremely busy because I could have spent some time fapping to every comeback stage as they...
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